Okay, we admit it!

We may not have been rescued on XX-day, but we were SAVED!

Praise"Bob"!

Who was there?

Deforest Kelly's "Bones" were there!

DEATH was there!

-and of course-

Tons of MUTANTS were there too!

-in fact-

EVERYONE was there EXCEPT the Xists! (But they'll be there next year for sure.)

A brief report:

We Built our Own Space Ships.

And launched them too! If you saw the movie "October Sky", or were there at Brushwood, you know how fun it was. Only a few spectators were impaled by the falling debris. Good work Chas!

The WORLD PREMIER of "I Was A Cultist for the ATF!"

Recorded last year, and premiered this year "LIVE" on "Or Kill Me Radio". Featured in the cast were Ivan Stang, St. Janor Hypercleets, and Papa Joe Mama in their first "break through" performances. It was wild! And it also helped convict Papa Joe of Pinkness at the Trial! (Or is he an ATF double agent?) Hear the show now for free!

The Trial of Papa Joe

He was condemned before a kangaroo jury of his peers. Guilty or not, they decided it would be good entertainment to punish him. They were RIGHT!

Wrestling

Yes! There was lots of sex AND violence! Everyone was nude! Every opening was a hand grip! Every bodily fluid was used as a lubricant! There was the Skin heads vs. The Hippies (the hippies won). The Angry White Men-in-Black vs. The Bush Babies (Papa Joe won). The Boyz vs. The Girls (the naked women ALWAYS win that one!). Fun was had by all, even the loosers who were pushed, and sometimes THROWN from the ring!

SubGenius Prom

Onan sang to the crowd, and so did other daring yodelers. The stars were out and many wore Tux and formal wear. There was also plenty of leather, and plain naked skin. It was happening, baby.

Fireworks Show

This was one hell of a show, with Ed Strange INSIDE many of the explosions. Who knows how they paid for it all, but if you hear of any town having their fireworks shipment kidnapped, you can bet "Bob" had something to do with it.

BobTism

Ho Hum, naked sex orgy in the pool, same as always.. (Yawn!)

The Punishment of Papa Joe

At last, RESULTS! Papa Joe was hog tied and held before the bonfire with naked Friday lashing him with her whip. Then she shaved part of his hair, but acted "nice" by leaving the rest in shaving cream... which turned out to be NAIR so the rest of it all fell out! Poor Papa Joe.... now he looks like Dr. Evil from Austin Powers! (We already know he THINKS like Dr. Evil!)

Bull dada Auction

Lots of junk was bought and sold. Some of it for a fraction of it's worthlessness!

PREACHING/RANTS/DEVIVAL

And of course, our WORLD FAMOUS fire breathing RANT-OFFS! You'll probably hear a lot of it on Hour Of Slack, but to SEE it was the only way to BELIEVE it. Ivan Stang did nearly a full HALF HOUR for hard ranting to the backdrop of ESO and it was STUPENDOUS. Worth the price of admission alone!

More Music, Better Sound

Einstein Secret Orchestra (ESO) was there, so was LUST IN SPACE! There were some GROOVY TUNES, man, WAY OUT! It was all the hip of Wood stock, minus all the Hippy BS. Far out!

 Please Note: No Nghe's aloud.

Questions? E-mail: papajoe@subgenius.com

To check out Papa Joe Mama's Gallery of Horrors, click here!