Beware Papa Joe Mama's
Gallery of Horrors!
Images & info about the man who defines Dobbs' Darker Side...
Just Who The Hell Is He?
Revered and feared at the same time, Papa Joe Mama has long been one of "Bob" Dobbs' most enigmatic preachers. Critics charge that he is the Subgenius personification of evil. (Destroying the Earth and all its inhabitants is just ONE of his ambitious goals.) Perhaps The Southern Poverty Law Center summed him up best when they said Papa Joe represents "hate, hate, and more hate."
Papa Joe seems to feed on the controversy. He divides the Subgenius Church into two camps: Ivangelicals (the liberal church "intellectuals" who only wish to enslave humanity) and the Holocaustals (the ruthless church "soldiers" who plot to euthanize all non-subgenius entities).
If you're one of the many Hour of Slack listeners who are frightened by his hell-fire rants, don't worry: This feeling is completely normal. Remember, you're not being paranoid if someone really is out to get you! But you can take comfort in knowing that you have until July 5th, before you need to panic. What can you expect when it happens? We suggest you let Papa Joe tell you in his own words. Study his rants on the Hour of Slack, and send all your money to "Bob". Like Papa Joe so wisely said, "It is more blessed to burn your money than it is to burn in hell!"
- Sermon Samples -
Hear Papa Joe's PUMPING BOB!
This rant was delivered live on the air on KNON, Dallas Texas, sometime in the late 1980s. Papa Joe drove through sleet and ice to get there, but Stang had a bad cold and had to stay home. Will 'o Dobbs engineered the show and played random background music, which coincidently, just happened to match up to the message perfectly. (Of course, only people who don't believe in conspiracies believe in coincidences!) The soundtrack was appropriately from the movie Hellraiser.
Hear Papa Joe's THE X-IST MEN!
This rant was delivered live at a devival in Tampa, immediately after the release of the first Xmen Movie. It demonstrates the insidious nature of Hollywood's Brain Washing abilities. Unfortunately, we'll experience a lot more of these type of propaganda films before the Xist destroy the West Coast with gravitational beams and life shattering Earth quakes.
Hear Papa Joe's LEGACY OF BLOOD!
"Bob" Dobbs... Big Foot... Judgement Day. What do these three things have in common? The answer lies within every fiber of your very being. (Recorded live July 4th, 2023 at Xist landing site outside Sarasota.)
Papa Joe's THE GRAND SCAM!
X-Day's a coming... and the pinks are BUMMING! We've been saying that for years, and yet, we're still waiting. Maybe it's time to wise up and leave this crazy cult, because obviously, it's either false or fake. Hear the ugly truth about why every normal person should immediately QUIT the Church of the Subgenius! (14 minutes, 30 seconds)
Hear Papa Joe's FIVE MINUTES TILL MIDNIGHT!
Just after the 9/11 attacks, Papa Joe delivered this inspirational rant in Hamburg Germany. It was delivered within three weeks of the Suicide attacks and accurately predicts all the events that have happened since.. and what's still to come. This "Sermon from the German" was delivered TO the Germans in a packed underground bunker (seriously!) . You can even hear the sound of the subway trains rumbling past at various points. This recording was smuggled out by our agents at great cost!
Hear Papa Joe's The Secret of Sisyphus!
Ever get frustrated repeating the same impossible task, over and over again? Learn to fail forward with a secret to success, the Secret of Sisyphus! (Recorded live at 24X-day Drill)
Hear Papa Joe's Life's Little Compromises
"Why can't we all just get along?" Discover the answer to that false premise in Papa Joe's disturbing (but brutally honest) diatribe, "Life's Little Compromises"
Hear Papa Joe's What If?
One of Papa's more inflamatory sermons, delivered with Stang and Legume with a congregation of crazies, the infamous What If rant. (Recorded live in Pittsburgh 1995 Devival)
See Papa Joe's Burkas for Bob!
Right after the 9/11 attacks, Papa Joe delivers "Burkas for Bob".
See Papa Joe's The Manipulation of Man!
See The Manipulation of Man on YouTube.
Hear Papa Joe Mama's Musical 9-11 Predictions (4:46 minutes)
Hear Papa Joe sing his Ubber-patriotic rendition of The Slack Spangled Banner.
Remember When...?
The feud between the Ivangelicals & Holocaustals resulted in the Xday Invasion action figure toy craze. Plastic figures of Ivan Stang and Papa Joe flooded the nation's black market. Unsuspecting offspring of both Pinks and abnormals collected them to pre-enact the fateful day when Xist saucers descend upon the Earth to liberate its slackless inmates.
Priceless Rants on Tape!
(Due to closeness of the final Xday, these tapes are no longer for sale, but you can hear them on the Hour of Slack.) Find out why Papa Joe is the official Pope of Purgatory!
See the covers and titles of each rant: Visit The HATE RANT Index!
Want to download a picture of ALL Papa Joe's tape covers & titles? Tap ol' Satan on the shoulder. HE'LL be glad to help...
The Vicious ATF Rumor
The ATF says that even though society has closed its eyes and ears to the Subgenius danger, the Bureau has shocking evidence that "Bob" is organizing crime, brainwashing, and revolt! Exactly what kind of evidence do they have? And how did they get it? They claim to have an informant working within the Subgenius Church at the highest levels-- but is it really the preacher they say it is? Or is it all part of a clever orchestrated scheme to get the Subgenius Church to oust one of its most provocative Apostles? YOU DECIDE.
Hear I Was A Cultist For The ATF!
Religious "Art"ifacts
Of course, nothing can compare with a LIVE subgenius devival. So as real as the tapes may sound, they do have certain disadvantages. For instance: Tape listeners can never get blood spilt on them from the bleeding head of Arnold Palmer. Another down side is that the live shows offer subgenius art and religious relics for sale. Fortunately, you can now view some of these objects d'art in your home via The Web. Here are a few samples of Papa Joe Mama's holy icons. Like everything else in The Church, they're for sale at shows where Papa Joe appears:
Above: Abducted Dobbs, Bulldog Bob, and Hellraiser Bob
See ALL of the HOLY ICON INDEX
Papa Joe... A Slave to Fashion?
It's true! Some accuse this man of the cloth of being JUST THAT! A clothes horse! (Or is it clothes whore?) Peer into his closet and decide for yourself...
TRUE CONFESSIONS!
Are you carrying a heavy burden, friend? Then perhaps you need to CONFESS your PINKNESS to Papa Joe via The Church of the Subgenius Electronic Computer Confessional.
Oh, what a shame... The NSA shut it down because too many inflamatory key words were clogging their spyware programs. But be not dismayed. We've cataloged a few for educational purposes. See them HERE!
Those who confess sleep better at night (sorta).
Visit Papa Joe's ARCHIVES
- Anti-Conspiracy Comics -
Check out Haw-Haw-Haw! The classic Subgenius Chickian tract.
See also the Subgenius parody of The Crusaders comic books.
Papa Joe prods another Demonoid of Doom aboard a Sub G Sub.
Praise "Bob"!
